Every year I compile myself a Summer checklist.
Finally make it to Lagoon? Check.
Realize my life long goal of being more tan than a penguin? Not yet.
Practice my Portuguese? Long story short, no.
Bake the perfect homemade Lion House Rolls? No, and that really is too bad.
Host a Fake Parade? Check-A-Roo!
Clearly my priorities are in the correct order because fake parades are the best part of the summer sunshine.
You may be asking yourself just exactly what a fake parade is, besides an obvious good time.
Fake parades are an excellent opportunity to enjoy
the summer sunshine, wave at cars as they drive by
and tell people you are saving seats for a parade
that in all actuality does not exist. You wave to the
cars speeding by and eat Otter Pops. That is what
fake parades are.
This year, the turnout was awesome! Overall about
15 people came and lent a helping hand to our
waving efforts! Some time next July, look for a
bunch of awkward people waving on the side of 90th south, be sure to honk!
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